who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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