Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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