just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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