Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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