You're completely useless in the revolution.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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