Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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