just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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