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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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