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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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