no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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