Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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