She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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