my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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