is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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