Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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