Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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