Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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