Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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