I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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