He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
