But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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