i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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