coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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