just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He did a backflip because drugs
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