I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Watching her eat just hurts me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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