So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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