Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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