So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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