I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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