Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
false alarm, still single
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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