Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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