some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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