worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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