I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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