Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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