Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize