Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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