Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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