just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
