Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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