So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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