Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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