I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Randomize
