I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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