If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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