There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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