i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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