I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
