normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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