Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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