I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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