He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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