Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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